Wellness Confession

Hi all. I amSO much better. Yep, I sure am. I graduated, which was hot- in more ways than one. We were in the sun for SO long, I gotta tan, and we black girls don't tan that much, ya know? Work is going great. I finally got my bonus from my old tax job. I gots 250 dollars! not much, but you know how us poor folk do, we NEED money so we will take any money we can get.
I Saw that raggedy Star Mars movie last night. It was crap! The freakin Geeks were CLAPPING and crap, dumb geeks. I finally had to yell Geeks all loud at them. I was annoyed. The dialogue was awful too, I mean, sheesh, would it KILL him to learn how to write- I mean George Lucas. Oh well. I was talking with my sisters the whole time, talkin crap about it, then, when the purple was on, I shut up. when it went away, I yelled NO! hopefully, nobody got why I was sad. Star Wars Geeks.
So I went to the Circus. I survived being next to a clown. And the fear of an elephant attack. To be honest, the elephants were cute, but shh, secret. I missed a lot because I was antsy in the dark. The lady at the consession stand was a real bitch, I wanted to punch the fat pig in the mouth, but swine anything is haram. ok, I'm mean, but shoot, that cow was wrong.
Well, I'm happy so I am gonna go enjoy it. until I confess some other stuff...