Happy confession

OH MY GOD!! I got accepted to Rowan University!! I am SO happy! That school has the best communications program in NJ, so I am happy as a drunk locked in a liquor store (Or a pill popper locked in a pharmacy. ) Man, this is awesome. Only problem is how am I ever gonna pay for this? InshaAllah, it will all work out. I am gonna file for Financial Aid again, hopefully we they will give me SOMETHING. Then I guess I gotta get a loan. I don't want to, but what can I do? Hey! maybe if I get Married, I can get something, or if I have a kid. yes, that is it, I shall get pregnant. Nall, I don't think that will work, since I don't have anyone in mind, plus, Can you say HARAM! Dag, I am so happy, it's confusing. I mean, I got paid, got accepted to Rowan, Alhumdulilah, today was a great day. Well, uh, yeah, great. I am tired now though, too much excitement for me. Until I confess once more...