hateful confession

Well, Hell has frozen over. The Eagles have gone to the super bowl. I therefore, refuse to watch that game. What the hell is goin on??? I mean, the Red Sox win the World Series, the Eagles are in the Super bowl, Am I missing something? Hell, Bush got reelected, so I mean, I think things are going downhill Really really fast. Damn, my worst nightmare has begun. Can you imagine??? Eagles fans everywhere, and with a purpose! Damn them DAmn them ALLLLL!!! I am so pissed off that tears are forming in my eyes, and these are tears of sadness, tears of anger, tears of IT'S JUST NOT FAIR!!! The Bills should be there, Damn those Eagles, I hate them so much. Shootoidz, I am really saddened by this. I want to go over the walt whitman and like, smack an Eagles fan (and run like hell) Hey! that freak across the street likes the smeagles, so I can smack that loser. Yes, of course, he's a big guy who like, scares me, and he laughed when I forgot my key and had to climb into my window, he is SO rude!!!
I hate the EAgles, my dumb family is watching that crap on TV as I type these painful words, damn them too shoot! I am SO freakin pissed, damn eagles. I hope they lose, but let's keep it real, they're gonna win, freaks. BS I say, BS!!!!