addiction confession
Okay, this is a REAL confession of near insanity (not totally for real though) I am addicted to Bridges TV. I LOVE it. The shows are cheesy and all that good stuff, and I know it, but I really love that channel. I can sit and watch it ALL DAY LONG. give me some munchos, islamica and bridges, and Im all set. It's crazy! I mean, that's not even my type of TV, but I've been watching it nearly non-stop.
speaking of munchos... I want some SO BAD!! I have a serious craving for them, but then, if it's not pills, it's munchos I guess. They are like, the bestest food on earth! eating them is like the best thing in the world I think, but I have to have them with the right drink. It used to be the Energy drink by snapple, but now, I am like totally addicted to nantucket something or another's pomegrante& pear. Oh MAN! that and some munchos, and then, you gotta have some cherry pull-n-peel twizzlers, THAT's a meal there. (and I wonder why I'm SO freakin fat ya know?)
About my weight... I have decided to let it be. When I diet, I gain weight, but when I don't I lose inches. I have my Gym membership so it's all good. I lost weight so I can fit into some of my old jeans and skirts, I was so happy man! now, if my pretty prommy dress would cooperate, we will be friends. Oh, I went to Old Navy and I saw that they have clothes that I can fit! I mean, REALLY fit, not stuff I can get into that's gonna be tight as anything. I wanna get some pants but Cheap ol me walked outwithout buying anything. I was gonna buy some purple flannel pjs, but my freakin card got rejected! I just called the stupid bank and they said I gots money there, and I know I have enough to cover $9! Damn Commerce straight to HELL!!! (if only they didnt have such yummy cherry lollipops...) I am so mad though.
I haven't tried finding a hubby yet. Can't be bothered to be honest. A good man is hard to find, especially one who meets my hardcore needs. He has to accept me and my dolls and my games and my addictions... He has to buy me munchos everyday when he comes home, and he has to let me keep my male friends, cause they're my boys, ya know? Hmm, what else... He has to be Muslim- did I mention that factoid? that's most important. he can't be tyler or Karim, cause they suck and are gay. Oh and they can't be from among the awlad min bakistan wa yaskun fi britania (the boys from pakistan who live in britain). They suck too. Oh, and they can't be Habib either, cause he dissed the twins, which is a definite HELL NALL, ya heard?... Hmm, what else? I don't know now, I'm beat. Until I write again...
speaking of munchos... I want some SO BAD!! I have a serious craving for them, but then, if it's not pills, it's munchos I guess. They are like, the bestest food on earth! eating them is like the best thing in the world I think, but I have to have them with the right drink. It used to be the Energy drink by snapple, but now, I am like totally addicted to nantucket something or another's pomegrante& pear. Oh MAN! that and some munchos, and then, you gotta have some cherry pull-n-peel twizzlers, THAT's a meal there. (and I wonder why I'm SO freakin fat ya know?)
About my weight... I have decided to let it be. When I diet, I gain weight, but when I don't I lose inches. I have my Gym membership so it's all good. I lost weight so I can fit into some of my old jeans and skirts, I was so happy man! now, if my pretty prommy dress would cooperate, we will be friends. Oh, I went to Old Navy and I saw that they have clothes that I can fit! I mean, REALLY fit, not stuff I can get into that's gonna be tight as anything. I wanna get some pants but Cheap ol me walked outwithout buying anything. I was gonna buy some purple flannel pjs, but my freakin card got rejected! I just called the stupid bank and they said I gots money there, and I know I have enough to cover $9! Damn Commerce straight to HELL!!! (if only they didnt have such yummy cherry lollipops...) I am so mad though.
I haven't tried finding a hubby yet. Can't be bothered to be honest. A good man is hard to find, especially one who meets my hardcore needs. He has to accept me and my dolls and my games and my addictions... He has to buy me munchos everyday when he comes home, and he has to let me keep my male friends, cause they're my boys, ya know? Hmm, what else... He has to be Muslim- did I mention that factoid? that's most important. he can't be tyler or Karim, cause they suck and are gay. Oh and they can't be from among the awlad min bakistan wa yaskun fi britania (the boys from pakistan who live in britain). They suck too. Oh, and they can't be Habib either, cause he dissed the twins, which is a definite HELL NALL, ya heard?... Hmm, what else? I don't know now, I'm beat. Until I write again...
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