I confess- this paper is hard

Tonight, I am attempting to write a paper on the Trinity Broadcasting Network. It's for my media class. I chose that topic, why? Hell if I know, I was just watching it one day and I was like- OHMIGOSH! I am SO doing a paper on this stuff. So here I sit, stumped. The temtation of the internet is getting to me. if I dont do something I will fall asleep. I can drink cold water.... yes, I will do that. hold on.... okay (time elapsed like 34 seconds) I got a water bottle out of my room. This paper has to be at LEAST 1200 words, and I can't even come up with like, 500. crud and a quarter. ok, i'm at 279. Stupid paper on stupid TBN on stupid TV. I am sleepy! I hate this. And you all can't call me a procrastinator because It's due wednesday. I just want it out of the way so I can do the BIG 6 page paper. Shoot, I just thought of something. while I am writing this here blog, I could be writing that paper. I gotta go yall. Until I come back...